Early Panic Eased by a Heck of a Fall Slate: 2025 at the Moving Pictures

This was a heavy year. Beyond the collective grief of watching our communities be ravaged by real-life villains that felt ripped from a Spielberg or Glazer film, it was also a year of enormous personal change. I got married, settled into a new job, and had the quiet, slightly dizzying realization that by the time I sit down to write my 2026 year-in-review, I’ll be a dad. Woah.

When the world feels loud, painful and unsteady, it can be hard to know what to hold onto, or where to focus your attention. Lucky for me, and maybe for you too, there’s almost always a movie for that. This year’s films reminded me of the value of lighter moments, of the permission to sit with the overwhelming ones, and of how strange and meaningful it is to be alive at the same time. More than most years, these movies didn’t feel prophetic or forward-looking. They felt present, like reflections of the exact moment we’re living through rather than warnings about where we might be headed.

I saw 106 new releases in 2025. Presented with their own prestigious individualized award, my Top 30 along with some (dis)honorable mentions:

The Please-Just-Make-It-Stop Award:

Captain America: Brave New World, Wicked: For Good, Jurassic World Rebirth & Fantastic 4: First Steps

Look, I am not naive to the age-old Hollywood mantra of "one for them, one for me” but the auteurs that are making the ones for “them” have completely lost the capacity to make ones for “me” - literally me. Make something I want to see, damnit! Each of these movies required an amount of computer power that would make Al Gore and our Ozone layer have a meltdown. That being said, it is likely my fault because I saw all 4 of these in theaters on opening weekend. Judge me. I deserve it.

The Thank-You-Sir-May-I-Have-Another Award:

Relay, Fight or Flight, She Rides Shotgun & Novocaine

These exist on the same plane as previous award recipients, but , unlike those, these four accept what they are: straightforward and unserious fun. Each stars a fun face for an action flick and they look straight into the screen and tell you to shut your brain off and enjoy. Happy to and thanks for the permission, Josh Hartnett!

The Time-To-Make-Amends Award:

The Smashing Machine & Honey Don’t!

When my brother and I fight, no one cares. When our finest sibling filmaking duos decide to pursue some solo projects, we all suffer. The Coen’s have had a profound impact on me with their work. The solo tour, including this year’s Honey Don’t! misses the mark in such a specific way that it tickles the part of my brain that longs for quick, witty dialogue, stupidly lovable characters, and sexual transgressions. It’s also proof that sometimes I’d rather have none of it than whatever the hell this is. My relationship to the Safdie brothers isn’t as important, but I wish they’d bury the hatchet. In both cases, it kills me to see such nice Jewish boys in disarray!

The Truest-Interpretation-Of-Shakespeare Award:

Grand Theft Hamlet & Hamnet

First off - books are for squares. My Shakespeare interest and consumption begins and ends at the moving pictures. In one, a few lonely folks during the COVID-19 pandemic put on a full reenactment of Hamlet in the video game world of Grand Theft Auto. It’s quite the exploration of loneliness and humanity during a very difficult time. The other, Hamnet, puts Shakespeare fanfic to the big screen and elicits award worthy performances from Paul Mescal and Jessie Buckley.

Movies-that-had-great-odds-to-be-in-my-top-10-but-completely-disappointed Award:

Materialists, Ballad of a Small Player, & After the Hunt

—The Top 30—

The Movie-for-Silly-Boys Award:

30. Friendship

This isn’t for everyone. By everyone, I mean my wife. I’m not allowed to quote this around her. I need friends.

The Reinvent-a-Stale-Genre Award:

29. Pavements

I’m pretty sick of both music biopics and docs. Rarely do they have anything to add to an already illustrious career. Here, Alex Ross Perry, takes a band that I had little relationship to and made me feel invested. Joe Kerry puts in an exciting and hilarious performance as an actor in training to play the front man of the band in a pretend biopic. Smart movie making.

The Probably-Better-On-Stage Award:

28. Blue Moon

Hawk deserves the flowers but this is a bit too exhausting for a one-location movie.

The I-Hope-The-Next-One-Mixes-It-Up Award:

27. The Phoenician Scheme

The deeper themes got me through, along with the expected quality performances (del Toro, Cera, and Threapleton stand out). A lower-tier Andrson picture, to me. Surprisingly, I am having some fatigue of the style, more so with the dialogue than the production.

The Stay-In-Your-Lane Award:

26. F1

When Sonny is on the track, so is the movie. Off the track, most of the drama falls flat. Luckily, the majority of the film, much to my surprise, takes place on race days.

The Music-Knows-Us Award:

25. The Ballad of Wallis Island

A sincere and kind story about a man exploring his loss and finding solace in music. Terrifically acted by Tim Key, a grieving widow helps his lost hero to get back to his roots. Doesn’t reinvent the wheel, but it doesn’t need to.

The I-Miss-Retail-Stores Award:

24. Roofman

Tatum still has it. Not many actors could strike the right balance of comedy and melancholy in this specific way.

The Two-Hot-Guys-Are-Better-Than-One Award:

23. Mickey 17

When I saw this in March, I didn’t think that there would be many performances I appreciated more than Pattinson as a never ending sequence of clones in this sci-fi comedy. Plot and conceit gets ahead of itself, hindering my ability to get lost in it.

The Blame-The-Burbs Award:

22. Is This Thing On?

Arnett and Dern’s characters decide to get divorced because they’re so bored living in the suburbs. I’m going to avoid this, as it is the only thing that could really hinder a strong relationship. I love that Cooper made this. It is surely a step back from Maestro which I thought was expertly crafted. Regardless, it’s fun to see budding directors take on something they find fun.

The Perfect-Metaphor-For-The-Year-In-Movies Award:

21. Highest 2 Lowest

The first half of Highest2Lowest really stinks. I thought about getting up and heading home, but I am sure glad I didn’t. The movie steps into gear and keeps the pedal to the metal for the second half. It culminates in one of my favorite scenes of the year in which A$AP Rocky goes toe to toe with Denzel.

The Smart-Backpacks-Have-Gone-Too-Far Award:

20. Predator: Badlands

Dan Trachtenberg is so thoughtful with how he handles the Predator franchise. He knows exactly when and how to flip the franchise on its head while still providing a crowd pleaser. He’s excelling at having his characters express emotion and development with little dialogue. Amazing Fanning performance as a talking backpack.

The Work-Is-For-Squares Award:

19. No Other Choice

A timely satire about what we are willing to do to have the privilege to continue working for the man.

The Curious-Camera Award:

18. The Secret Agent

With some of my favorite direction and cinematography of the year, this misleading titled Brazilian film blew me away. It’s hindered by its runtime, but it was hard to look away while the camera moved in such an interesting and unique way. Beautifully designed and acted, too.

The Romp-Around-Town Award:

17. It Was Just an Accident

A quiet and intimate thriller about the personal horror we inflict on others.

The We-Are-So-F***’d Award:

16. The Perfect Neighbor

Systems fail all of us and this does a competent job of exploring how everyone gets hurt without a clear path beyond that. Ethical concerns galore, but interesting take on true crime.

The Glimpse-Into-My-Past-And-Future Award:

15. Eephus

Captures the romance and nostalgia of the very specific and personal. Community matters and how that’s expressed and experienced varies for everyone. Baseball is a unifier.

The Tightest-90 Award:

14. Black Bag

No one does it like Soderbergh. Precision and accuracy on full display.

The Franchise-Reboot Award:

13. Superman

In James Gunn we trust (until summer ‘26?)! Most inspired super hero casting in some time. Political in the right ways…I hope it holds up.

The Ma’am-This-Is-A-Wendys Award:

12. Testament of Ann Lee

A companion piece to the 2025 recipient of this award (The Brutalist). The musical numbers are electric and Seyfried is magnetic. Would have become celibate and converted for her, no doubt.

The One-That-All-The-Cool-Kids-Loved Award:

11. Sinners

For me, some of this lives up to the hype you saw from many of your friends that see 1 movie per year. The score, dancing, performances, and direction are all worthy of the praise. The themes are important and well (?) communicated. The narrative just didn’t work for me at various points throughout.

The Not-Too-Soon Award:

10. Eddington

No one is safe in this western/satire/horror about the dangers of data centers. Sad times.

The I-Didn’t-Want-It-To-End Award:

9. Jay Kelly

I’m on an island here, but this just speaks to me. Sandler deserves a better written character next time and I’m glad he’s not getting a pity awards run. He’ll get there when the time is right.

The I’m-Still-Crying Award:

8. Train Dreams

Life, man. Nothing hit me like a punch to the gut quite like this in 2025. Searching for meaning is confusing. Sometimes that’s enough.

The Enthralling-Family-Melodrama Award:

7. Sentimental Value

Best acting of the year top to bottom. Beautifully told family drama about the thing we deal with and the people that are forced to face them with us.

The Being-Right-Doesn’t-Mean-You-Win Award:

6. Bugonia

Emma Stone and Jesse Plemons cast as an Emma Stone and Jesse Plemons type, respectively. One of my favorite endings in some time. My favorite needle drop of the year with Good Luck, Babe.

The Film-Worth-Conquering-My-Fear-Of-Horror-For Award:

5. Weapons

I am a giant baby and I am very happy that I over came my giant babiness to see this in theaters.

The The-Dead-Still-Mourn-Loss Award:

4. 28 Years Later

Cannot believe that the revival of an old franchise, most of which was filmed on a motorola razor, found heart and purpose to be seriously affecting. Unlike the first two, the political metaphors take a backseat to the characters and feelings.

The I’m-Not-Ready-For-Kids Award:

3. If I Had Legs I’d Kick You

Oy yeah this one is stressful given my pending fatherhood. I hope that I don’t feel as bad as Rose Byrne as I act as someone utterly unaware that I’m in way over my head.

The Lisan-Al-Gaib Award:

2. Marty Supreme

Every single character is well-constructed which makes the Safdie NYC hellscape feel entirely alive. Timmy is the real deal. Also, this is very very Jewish (compliment).

The I-Am-Ready-For-Kids Award:

1. One Battle After Another

If Ghetto Pat can do it, so can I.

¡Viva la Revolución!

My Acting Awards including nominees, winners, and one out of the box, but deserving, nominee:

Best Supporting Actor

Benicio del Toro in One Battle After Another

Ralph Fiennes in 28 Years Later

Paul Mescal in Hamnet

Sean Penn in One Battle After Another

A$AP Rocky in Highest2Lowest

Stellan Skarsgård in Sentimental Value

Best Supporting Actress

Elle Fanning in Predator: Badlands

Inga Ibsdotter Lilleaas in Sentimental Value

Liz Larson in Baltimorons

Amy Madigan in Weapons

Tânia Maria in The Secret Agent

Teyana Taylor in One Battle After Another

Best Actor

Timothée Chalamet in Marty Supreme

Leonardo DiCaprio in One Battle After Another

Joel Edgerton in Train Dreams

Wagner Maura in The Secret Agent

Joaquin Phoenix in Eddington

Channing Tatum in Roofman

Best Actress

Jesse Buckley in Hamnet

Rose Byrne in If I had Legs I’d Kick You

Julia Garner in Weapons

Renate Reinsve in Sentimental Value

Amanda Seyfried in The Testament of Ann Lee

Emma Stone in Bugonia

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